Chocolate for people who have had enough

When life
gets tough,
we get dark.

Ultra-dark chocolate crafted for the days when a sweet escape just won't cut it. From "Customer Service Calls" to "Office Politics."

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The Philosophy

Some chocolate brands promise sweetness, escape, and carefree bliss. Not us.

Bitter Bitter was made for people who understand that sometimes, it's okay to stay annoyed. And maybe even enjoy it.

With flavors like "Customer Service Calls" and "Meetings That Could've Been Emails," our unapologetically dark chocolate is here to help you laugh, bite down, and get on with it.

Because at Bitter Bitter, we know life isn't always sweet. And that's exactly why our chocolate isn't either.

Meet the Lineup

Each bar crafted for life's most relatable frustrations

95%

"Customer Service Calls"

Dark, Sharp, and Unforgiving

Packed with a hint of chili to spice things up when your patience is running thin. Perfect for that 95th minute on hold.

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90%

"Waiting in Line"

Bold, Rich, and Just a Bit Salty

Blended with espresso and sea salt. A rich, bold companion for the times you've got nothing better to do than bite back.

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92%

"Office Politics"

Bitter, Burnt Caramel, Taste That Lasts

Bold enough to help you handle the tension, with a lingering flavor to match the drama.

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88%

"Meetings That Could've Been Emails"

Smooth, Dark, Just Enough Kick

Silky and strong with toasted hazelnut, perfect for those minutes you'll never get back.

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96%

"Barely Keeping It Together"

Intensely Dark, Toasted Almond & Salt

Our richest, darkest blend yet. An anchor for the days you feel you're hanging on by a thread.

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85%

"The One That Got Away"

Smooth, Dark, Hint of Raspberry

Bittersweet nostalgia with tart raspberry. For the heartache you laugh at later.

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Why Bitter Bitter?

I

Designed for Dark Moods

We hear you: life isn't all sunshine, and some days call for a bit of bitterness. Our chocolate is as intense as those frustrating moments.

II

High-Cacao, Low Nonsense

With cacao percentages ranging from 85% to 96%, our bars are crafted for true dark chocolate lovers. No sugary fluff.

III

Laugh It Off, Bite It Down

Life's frustrations are inevitable, but with Bitter Bitter, you can take them a little less seriously. One dark bite at a time.

"This is my secret weapon for dealing with long lines and rude customers. One bar of 'Waiting in Line,' and I feel slightly better about the world."

— Jessica, Chicago

"Bitter Bitter's 'Customer Service Calls' is always at my desk. A little dark chocolate whenever I'm on hold, it's my personal lifesaver."

— Mark, Seattle

"It's hard to pick a favorite, but I think 'Office Politics' is the ultimate workplace survival tool. This stuff is better than therapy."

— Janet, Seattle

"This is my secret weapon for dealing with long lines and rude customers. One bar of 'Waiting in Line,' and I feel slightly better about the world."

— Jessica, Chicago

"Bitter Bitter's 'Customer Service Calls' is always at my desk. A little dark chocolate whenever I'm on hold, it's my personal lifesaver."

— Mark, Seattle

"It's hard to pick a favorite, but I think 'Office Politics' is the ultimate workplace survival tool. This stuff is better than therapy."

— Janet, Seattle

Ready to taste
bitterness perfected?

Order your Bitter Bitter now and reclaim a little sanity, one dark bite at a time.

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